I got a frantic call from a couple that had a ripper of a snake trapped in their house under their bed. I rushed to their house to capture and remove the bugger and take him to safety before he was injured by the homeowners or the owners of the house were injured by him. When we arrived they had him cornered in their guest bedroom under the bed. There were plants all around the bed and it looked like a nice tropical environment for him to hide in, there was no wonder he ran in there! I had a box and towel ready to capture him and move him, but he was such a beautiful specimen that I had to get a good look at him. When I unwrapped him from the towel, he was already quite agitated and had puffed up great big and round. The only way to calm him down was to lick and suck on him to make him feel like he was in a nice warm wet safe place. Then I could put him in the box with no danger to himself or me. As I sucked on the snake, I could feel him relax and then build up to spit at me. His venom sack was getting quite full and swollen and turning reddish-purple. If he struck I would have to be ready. The venom of this particular snake is very sweet to drink, but legend has it that if you swallow the stuff, you turn into a great big green frog!! Well then, ribbit!

As I sucked on the snake, I could feel him relax and then build up to spit at me

Cock Hunter

I got detention again today! I don't know how I manage to spend four out of five days in a week in detention! Everyone says it's my mouth that gets me in trouble and that I should learn to keep it shut. Well, today my mouth actually got me out of detention, and just may keep me out of detention for the rest of the year. I was on the phone with my friend when Mr. Wilson busted me. He yelled at me and even tried to confiscate my phone! I was already dying from sitting there for twenty minutes, so if I couldn't have my phone to talk on, I was finished for sure! Well, no one takes my phone away! When Mr. Wilson walked over to me, I grabbed his pants and started to unbutton them. If he would let me blow him, I could sail out of there early and keep my phone! All the other teachers let me, so I knew he would too. At first he tried to resist, but no too much. I knew he was curious to see what I could do and if I was any good. I wonder if the other guy teachers talked about me doing this to them. Turns out Mr. Wilson had a very nice cock and some yummy cum-filled balls. I don't think his wife takes very good care of him because he was more than ready to cum after about four minutes. Or maybe I really am quite good. Or maybe it was my white panties that I kept showing him as he stood at the front of the class. Who knows, either way, he agreed to let me cut out early if I swallowed his sperm, so who really cares? I stroked Mr. Wilson's cock out onto my tongue, and all his sweet tasty jizz ran down my chin and my throat. I looked up at him, showed him my mouthful, swallowed it, and then he said I could go. Yippeee!!! I grabbed my stuff and ran before he changed his mind or someone else busted us! Don't think I'll be doing detention again anytime soon.

I stroked his cock out onto my tongue, and all his tasty jizz ran down my chin and my throat

Senior Slut

I went over to do a carpet job at this guy's house the other day, but my partner didn't show up for work that day. I was going to be stuck doing twice the work all by myself, and that stuff is really heavy and itchy! I guess that's what I get for running my own business, it's just so hard to find good help. The guy I did the job for was really pretty cool about the whole thing, I guess he could tell I was a little stressed. I kept losing my carpet knife, not even realizing that it was where I always put it in my crack. When he came in with something cold to drink, I was sooo grateful to him. Except he was making fun of the way I talked, so I finally told him the quickest way to shut me up was to stick a dick in my mouth. He seemed to think that was funny too, but I was quite serious. I thought all men knew this. Well, to prove to him I was right, I called him closer to me and whipped his shorts down around his ankles and popped his yummy cock right into my mouth. Yep, shut me right up, just like it always does! So I gave this cute man a nice little blowjob for being so nice. He helped me keep track of my carpet knife and brought me cold drinks throughout the afternoon. (Memo to self: Fire that lazy bum I hired to help me with this!) And as my bonus for finishing before 5pm, the cute man gave me a nice hot and gooey facial. The only bad thing was that he got it in my eyes and ruined my eyeliner for my night job, stripping. Damn him.

I whipped his shorts down around his ankles and popped his yummy cock right into my mouth

Valley Carpet, Inc.

My Jeep stalled the other day, leaving me stranded in the middle of an intersection, in traffic. Needless to say, I was not a happy camper. So I had the damn thing hauled down to the dealership to be looked at. I haven't had it in the shop in a while anyway, and the brakes needed checked, so I suppose it really was time. Still, I so could have lived without the whole tow-truck scene! It was 112 degrees that day and I was so smartly dressed in a black suit and heels. Waiting for the shuttle to drive me home was pretty much pure torture! I was sweating to death, but I was wearing a white silk blouse under my jacket that I was sure I had soaked through to the point of see-thru.  If I were to take off my jacket, my jeep would never get fixed! So as soon as the shuttle showed up, I jumped in and cranked up the a/c, and aimed it straight at my bald beaver. God, it felt soooo good! The shuttle guy was staring of course, and I silently prayed he wouldn't crash, but I just couldn't help myself! You all don?t want me dropping over of heat exhaustion would you? I did notice that exposing myself gave the shuttle guy a big fat erection. I was in such a dreary mood, that I definitely needed something to cheer me up, so I switched over to ultra-slut mode and reached into his drawers to stroke his cock. Having my hand wrapped around his wiener put a big fat smile on my face, and my mouth began to water for a juicy load of this man's sperm. I convinced my driver that I needed to make an extra stop, someplace on the side of the road, so that I could coax some cum from his balls. I could have convinced him to drive to Jupiter from where I was sitting. I was also going to need a ride back to the dealership to pick up my car, so I made sure I gave him one hell of a fabulous blowjob for his trouble. Damn, if I had all the guys from the service department in the palm of my hand like I had the shuttle driver, my Jeep would never break down again! I truly give new meaning to the phrase "Getting Serviced".

My car broke down so I switched into ultra-slut mode and reached into his drawers to stroke his cock.

Getting Serviced

Tony has been playing a lot of golf lately, so he finally broke down and bought a set of clubs. Being a lefty, he has never been able to find a set that he really liked. Then one day, I was out watering my rose garden and he pulled into the driveway with a smile plastered ear to ear. I should have known better than to think that was the end of it. Yesterday morning, he woke up at 8am and said he was going shopping. I thought it was a little strange because being an avid shopper myself, I happen to know that not many stores open before 9 or 10am. But I kissed my sweet boyfriend goodbye thinking maybe he would bring me home a little present. Five hours later, again that silly smile came walking into my living room. This time, Tony was wearing nothing but a brand new golf shirt, brand new golf shoes, and was sporting some serious golf wood. Now I am always suspicious of a sport for which you have to buy a whole new wardrobe for, but I was digging his new plush head cover. He was holding his new $500 Calaway driver, which apparently had given him a nice juicy erection, which he had covered with his new head cover. As silly as Tony looked, I could not resist his cuteness. And that erection was absolutely to die for! I took the driver in my hand for closer inspection of the shaft and discovered it was the nice stiff kind, built for a young, powerful stud. Looking down, I realized that his balls were in need of washing and drying before he went out to play again so I went to work. With his golf spikes planted firmly in our carpet, I began to stroke. Soon, the gooey hot white stuff flowed out of my man's shaft, right into my mouth, and I swallowed it all keeping his head down and in control. Who needs a ball washer when you have Trixie Swallows in the house? And who needs drinks at the clubhouse when I've got a stud full of hot cum?

I began to stroke. Soon, the gooey white stuff flowed out of my man's shaft, right into my mouth

Hole In One

I was making some fresh lemonade using a funnel to drain the juice into a jug when a brilliant idea struck me. The juice was kind of white and looked really cool against the tan color of the funnel and I began to think of some juice of a different sort as I went down the hall to find my man. Tony was in his room having an entertaining online argument with someone about something really random, and I dragged him out of his room kicking and screaming to humor me and my funnel. It is never terribly difficult to get a batch of baby batter out of him, and on this particular occasion he held true to form. I waved my funnel in the air, dragged my special blowjob stool into the middle of the living room floor and challenged him to make every last drop down the narrow hole into my mouth. I figured he would definitely overshoot the thing and hit my face with at least one drop or giant squirt. I sucked on Tony's cock and stroked his balls until they began to swell with sweet semen, and then I lay on the bed on my back and held the funnel over my mouth. As he looked down through the hole to my pink tongue, he stroked himself until he finally poured a big puddle of lovely white jizz that slid right down the middle of my funnel of love and right down my throat. It was like shot-gunning cum, straight out of a beer-bonging frat house party, and I was the jizz swallowing queen! Look out tongue, over the tonsils here it cums!

He poured a big puddle of lovely white jizz that slid right down the middle of my funnel of love

Funnel of Love

Hi, I'm Barbara Jones, BJ for short, and I'm running for the city council seat in district 27 in Las Vegas. I have been on the council for six consecutive years now and have no intention of losing this year to any of those other uneducated, inexperienced candidates. I have about 58,000 homes in my district and almost all of them are single families with dual income. That means there are about 58,000 voting men to persuade the good old-fashioned way to vote for me. What is the old-fashioned way you ask, well, I took a lesson from the oldest profession in history. I figured out that if I spent ten minutes blowing each of my 58,000 constituents, I could get them all in and have 58,000 votes locked away in my favor. That is if none of them get any stray sperm on my suit and their wives don't catch me in the act and cause a scandal. Some women work their way to the top, some women sleep their way to the top, I prefer to use a lot of both tactics. Hey, all is fair in love and politics, right? Every blowjob I perform just gives me that much more political pull. See you all at the voter's booths on election day!

You have to watch out for those politicians, they will do anything to get your vote!

Political Pull

Tony and I were wandering around the vast desolation of the Las Vegas desert and decided to head to Pahrump to check out the local legal brothels. Along the way, we devised a little plan of role-playing for some cheap thrills. He picked me up on the side of the road as I pretended that I was heading to work at the Chicken ranch.

Horny in Pahrump NV, We devised a little plan of role-playing for some cheap thrills

Chickenhead

In our household, love, blowjobs and cum spring eternal. Tony and I just celebrated the three-year anniversary of the day we met in a small restaurant in Florida. It's really hard to believe it has been that long for us, yet it almost seems like we have known each other forever and a day. He and I are very close and rarely go anywhere without the other. We are joined at the hip, knee, anklebones and shoulder sockets on his right side and my left side because he's a lefty and I'm a righty. We learned this sitting next to each other in restaurant booths trying to eat and bumping elbows constantly. The things you learn about another person that stay with you for life, it's all in the details, it tell you.So for our anniversary this year, we went to a fancy restaurant at the top of the Palms Hotel, and ate fancy food. I thought it best that I give Tony his little present before we left, because his present to me is best washed down with a nice bottle of bubbly brut. So while he was in the shower, I put on this sparkling princess gown, my rhinestone necklace and earrings, and set up the camera. When I heard the water shut off, I ran and got him before he could even get his boxer shorts on. I dragged him out to his leather chair in the living room, sat him down naked and sucked on his cock until he gave up the juicy present he had nestled in his balls. Then off we went to eat dinner and drink fancy French champagne. After dinner we ordered all twelve deserts, and oh my GOD, they were so good! The rum cake was by far the best, even better than the chocolate mouse cake, which is usually my favorite. It worked out though because all the sugar we ate gave us enough of a rush to come home and make cream pie before falling into bed, sweaty and satisfied, and asleep in each others arms.

In our household, love, blowjobs and lots of sex make up the perfect happy couple

Blowjobs R 4 Ever

Tony and I found this wonderful quiet spot at the sea. The sun was hot and the water just right. The wind blew softly across my skin as I played naked at the waters edge. I tried to put on my sexiest smile and show my huge tits and large nipples, then we spotted a private place just off the shore in the rocks. I climbed up on the rocks and lifted my face to the sun. I pretended to be a sun goddess and started to pose while my hands drifted gently across my breasts slowing at my nipples as I rotated my fingers to harden them more. The sun was heating my skin and I purposely moved my hands down towards my wet pussy. Oh, it felt so good to have the heat of the sun bath my body in its warm embrace. My fingers slide over my clit and then I buried them deep inside my hot, wet pussy. I leaned back and spread my legs so I could push my fingers deep inside of me. I was thinking to myself how wonderful it would be to have Tony's hard cock deep inside me ... grinding deep inside of me. In and out, harder and deeper. My fingers moved in and out of my horny pussy until I moaned with pleasure. I might be lost at sea but never lost with my body.

I might be lost at sea but never lost with my sexy and sensual body.

Lost At Sea

Spring has sprung and I have been bit by the bug! I walked outside this morning and it had finally hit something near a comfortable temperature. I closed my eyes and turned my face towards the warm sun, then turned and ran inside to wake Tony. This was too good to miss! Within a half hour, we were out running errands which included a snuggly stop for lunch at our favorite restaurant. Forty-five minutes spent on the same side of a tiny restaurant booth with our hands wandering under that table and we were rushing home and get naked! Tony told me, "Put on something sexy for me". In my rush, I grabbed my shortest skirt that had just mysteriously resurfaced in my closet, and my highest stripper heels, and teetered outside where he was laying sunning himself on the patio. Looking at him laying there, I had the urge to ride cock, but apparently he saw the skirt and just envisioned bending me over against the wall and shoving my skirt up.And when Tony is directing with a stiff rod, I'm obeying. So I took off my 8 inch stilts so my stud could reach my very horny and wet pussy, and let him take me right in the back yard with all the neighbors watching! I know that fucking outside is a huge turn on, so add the possibility of being watched while you do it, and Tony shot so much cum inside my pussy that it was still coming out two hours later. (no exaggeration) At the beginning of the video, as Tony first enters me, there's a bird chirping and keeping time with his stroke as he fucks me. Talk about spring fever, I got my spring filling, did Mrs. Bird get hers?

I got my spring filling of sperm as he loaded my pussy from behind

Spring Filling

Tony's best friend from Florida flew into Vegas on Friday to spend the weekend drinking and gambling, and generally misbehaving. I was a little worried about the two of them, but I had to put it out of my mind if I was going to get through a long weekend of work. Two cute guys loose on Las Vegas with a wad of cash? How dangerous is that? Well, I told Tony up front, "don't call me if you get arrested". So I didn't get to meet this guy until after they had already beat themselves senseless in the casino all night Friday night, and he was very humbled. Steve's flight didn't land until almost 10pm, and I was at work at 5pm at my new club. When I got off work around four in the morning, I called Tony to see if they wanted to meet for breakfast. I could hear loud music in the background, and Tony was laughing as Steve was being dragged away by a naked stripper at Deja vu. I guess breakfast was out of the question, so I went home and whipped up pancakes and eggs for myself, and just as I was sitting down to eat, the two of them came stumbling in. I quickly made some food for the boys because I couldn't understand their mumbling, and then stood in the kitchen and laughed as they both almost passed out in their eggs. As soon as Steve's door closed for the night, Tony was all over me. I usually sleep naked, but with guests in the house, I try to keep my clothes on throughout the night. I do still sometimes wake up naked from having stripped myself during the night, but tonight I wasn't the one stripping me. Tony's hand was in my pants, stroking my wet pussy before I could even get comfortable for sleep. I knew this was going to happen, so I wasn't complaining. Every single time we have been to someone else's house, or someone else has stayed with us, we always have to have sex. It's the thrill of possibly getting caught, I guess. Even at his parents' house, we get it on in his sister's room! Don't know if I was supposed to tell you all that or not, but what the hell do I have to hide here? So I was getting a thrill of having someone else around so we could have some really incredible sex. Tony yanked off my pj's and slid his body over mine, and I could feel his cock already hard knocking at my door. I spread my legs, wrapped my ankles around his back, and invited him inside. We tried to be quiet at first, but decided "fuck it", he knows what we do anyway! We turned on all the lights, got the camera, I got in my favorite position, face down, ass up, and really let loose to enjoy our sex. Tony was feeling really frisky as he slapped my ass, and slap fucked me until he came in me. I was laying on my stomach by the time he dumped his hot jizz in my waiting pussy, and I could feel the familiar tickle of his cock throbbing inside me. It was enough to make me giggle with glee as he throbbed, and poured, and came a big huge white load of fun which then poured out of me, right into the middle of our bed, making this really nice wet spot that no one likes to sleep in! Damn, I knew I should have swallowed that one!

As he throbbed, and poured, and came a big huge white load of fun which then poured out of me

Loads of Fun

I Let me give you all just a little insight into our technical nightmare of a world where we always strive to give you the absolute best of us. Tony bought a new high-density microphone for our digital camcorder this week and has been playing with it all week, chasing me around the house taking candid shots of me just talking and being goofy, trying to get the hang of how the thing works. It's supposed to give us a lot better sound quality in our recordings by cutting down on outside noise, you know, that annoying hissing sound you hear on most people's videos? At least the people that even have audio with their videos, that is.  What he didn't experiment with was how the thing would work with our video-editing program once he brought the recording over to the computer and tried to add music and all the cool things that make us so, well, cool. Come to find out, he had the camera on the wrong setting to be compatible with the computer, so he couldn't bring the footage in the way be normally does. The picture was great and the sound on the actual camera was great, but the computer garbled the sound. So, you live and learn, and now we know! I had just finished my webcam show, and was feeling particularly horny after stuffing myself with my new vibrator, so I demanded sex before going to work. The club has been off the charts busy and I needed a stress reliever before I went in. I threw my naked stud on the bed, letting him think he was going to get one of my fabulous blow jobs, but I kinda turned the tables just a little, literally. I turned myself around and dropped my sweet dripping pussy right in his mouth as I sucked his cock. I'm not exactly small, so I had him pinned, with no other choice but to enjoy what he had - open seating pussy buffet, with all the lovely garnishes. And oh, I wasn't about to finish him without stuffing myself with him first. He seemed pretty passive about the whole thing, and I knew he was tired, but a stud's work is never done around me, constantly in need. I pulled myself away from his busy mouth, slid down his body, and climbed onto his now hard cock. It slid right in, and was all the way home in one short stroke. It was up to me to please myself, so I began riding myself silly while he lay there in heaven. Tough live he lives, I know, but it actually is keeping up with my drive. I pumped on his cock for a few minutes, but I just wasn't getting what I needed. I slithered my pussy off his shaft and turned around and whamo, instant gratification! Within about eight strokes, I had it going just right, the right pace, the right rhythm, the right length of stroke, and I was soon having an orgasm all over his already slippery cock. My juices ran down his shaft onto his balls which were pulling up to his body preparing for his orgasm. I could feel him swelling inside me and knew he was amazingly close to cumming himself. "Milk my cock with your pussy" he said to me and I began squeezing my muscles on the upstroke literally pulling the orgasm out of him. His body tightened under me, his hands stopped my hips midstroke, and I felt his sweet release all over my insides. His cock banged around my slick pussy walls and I thought he would pop out of me as he came, but he lurched his body up and sighed with ecstasy as his head rolled side to side. I immediately felt his warm gooey cum running out of me, and wanted to lick it all up off his cock. I put my fingers inside myself as I pulled off him to catch anything I might want to lick up, and began to clean both of our orgasms off his shaft. The two of us together tasted so sweet. After we turned the camera off, I lay on the bed and waited for the rest to come out of my tight pussy so I could taste it all as it ran out. I got mine, he got his, and I ran out the door to give the rest of the world theirs.

A great cock-riding scene, I kreamed him just as he kreamed me, yummy kreampie

Kreamed Kitty

Hmmm, what is this strange purchase on my credit card statement this month from a company that goes by "HSPN" for $33 plus shipping and handling? I headed down the hallway to question Tony, and I would have believed that he had been mugged for his wallet before I believed the story he actually told me. He was sitting at home bored one day, I guess I was at the gym or something, and while watching TV, he came across a home shopping network that sells pornographic items. It's initials, you guessed it, HSPN or Home Shopping Porn Network. Anyway, they flashed a product on the screen that he just fell for. I have never known him to fall sucker to much of anything except that "girls gone mad" collection of videos, but this one rocked him. The way Tony tells is, there was a beautiful blonde woman on the screen talking, and just the way her breasts were jiggling as she described the item captivated him and held him hostage. The item she was describing was the TR1772 otherwise known as the Trixie Deluxe Super Pussy. Is any guy really complete without a pocket pussy of some sort? Come on, you have to have a backup when your woman won't give it up, and it certainly feels more lifelike when Rosy Palm is a bit calloused from working all day. Even Tony admitted to having one when I met him. But what really caught his eye this time was the new and improved design of this baby. Pocket pussies of the past were good for a few months, but their soft texture began to crack after a while and could become quite dangerous. Blow up dolls were just that, blow up dolls with very little life-like qualities at all. But this new age version was guaranteed to blow any man's mind, and to, well, blow any man. The TR1772 was a very realistic, soft pink, waterproof, self lubricating pussy that came with an even more realistic robot-woman attached to it. It had soft sensitive breasts, pretty blue eyes, a tight wet mouth, long blonde hair, and the most cock-raising hard ass ever found on a doll. It was trained in the art of lovemaking from 25 different countries, made 57 different sounds while you fucked it, and you could fuck it in 20 different ways. And the best part was that it didn't talk back to you, give you attitude, and you could shut it off when you were finished playing with it. All for the low price of $33.00 plus shipping and handling! What more could a guy want or need? I think I can tell exactly what he doesn't need anymore!

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